Well that’s a fuckin’ bummer.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 09/10/2018 at 12:06 • Filed to: None

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Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:09

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Boop?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:10

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Too wet and too much Pentastar?

gmctavish needs more space > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:11

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I guess the guardrail had aspirations to be a Jersey barrier 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:12

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Worn tires?

Wacko > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:12

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Someone was pretending to have a HellCat...

Party-vi > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:13

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Still a good looking 3/4 view

Stef Schrader > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:14

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O ooof. Yours? Not yours? Everyone OK?

Aremmes > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:16

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That looks... less than optimal. Hopefully any person(s) inside didn’t suffer an harm. Any other damage besides the front end ?

PS9 > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:19

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Perfect time for a CT6 replacement. 

random001 > Aremmes 09/10/2018 at 12:22

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Really wish that had said “Less than Optima”....

BeaterGT > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:36

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The GS Parkway claims another.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:38

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Ohhhh...    sorry for your loss.

TysMagic > Party-vi 09/10/2018 at 12:41

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true, could make a great lead imagine for the craigslist ad 

AfromanGTO > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:46

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Wet roads and oil patch?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TysMagic 09/10/2018 at 12:47

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Don’t forget to add -- in the very last sentence of the ad -- recent accident, clean title, still drives fine, no lowballers

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:47

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welp... i dont see a dead deer.... soooo... aquapla ning?

doesnt look too bad from this angle

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 12:53

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Shoulda used a digital tire pressure gauge .

sony1492 > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 13:03

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Gold thing your alright enough to take a picture, hope this works out in the end through insurance

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 09/10/2018 at 13:10

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It do

Captain of the Enterprise > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 13:15

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I’m sorry, I really hope you’re okay!

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/10/2018 at 13:15

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The tires would have to be utterly gone for it to hydroplane. Don’t ask me how I know.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/10/2018 at 13:35

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really?... my little panda would aquaplane if you so much as looked at a puddle.... course it weighed about as much as the rear wheel on that 300:p (also the tires were cheapos)

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 13:44

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I guess the V6 had too much power for you. 

Monkey B > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/10/2018 at 14:42

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that’s not how that works.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 09/10/2018 at 16:35

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 09/10/2018 at 16:40

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spent many a summer doing that shit at the beach.... then one day in me teens i fell off and learnt that soft sand aint so soft at speed

decided to take up sunbathing instead after that

cbell04 > Your boy, BJR 09/10/2018 at 17:40

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Damn sorry bud. 104?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 09/11/2018 at 07:53

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you gotta turn left not right